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Letters I Am Not Sending (Vol 2)

Dear Droid X,

Let’s get this straight, the only thing I like about you is your ginormous screen and the fact that you are not an iphone. Otherwise I can’t stand you. I don’t understand why I can’t delete the crapware Blockbuster app that comes installed on you. I don’t understand why it takes 4 hours to fetch my email, I am not sure you have ever worked in that capacity. While typing I’ll enter a space, then a hyphen, but the hyphen is placed right next to the last character I typed, not the space.  If I press space, hyphen that’s what I want, not character, hyphen, space! Motorola you could do better.




Dear Ft Campbell,

Be nice to my brother.

Constantly worried,



Dear Pinterest,

Why can’t I quit you? We are at the point where I feel enraged every time I see a “Keep Calm and…” poster. I MEAN, WE GET IT. NO MORE. And I’ve found enough crafts to do with paint chips until I will be as old and wrinkly as E.T. Yet…. yet, before I go to bed I consider the possibility that there’s just one more thing that I need to learn about. Another way to fold blankets, another spinach dip recipe, another quote that will jolt my heart.  I need an intervention.




Dear new magenta North Face Snow boots,

You are so cute!! So cute I get teary thinking about you. I had so much fun wearing you inside for the last 4 hours!! You are going to keep my feet so warm and cozy!

Can’t wait for a blizzard,


  • January 4, 2012 - 1:55 pm

    Victoria - I second the pinterest letter! I am a little disappointed that there is no picture of the magenta snow boots! Let’s see those babies!

  • January 4, 2012 - 3:15 pm

    Shanna - Ditto re Pinterest. You might appreciate this:

  • January 4, 2012 - 3:18 pm

    Dani Leigh - OMG that is the best poster, Shannananananah!!

  • January 5, 2012 - 3:18 pm

    Ali - Dear Windows 2000,
    Why do you still exist? You have so many problems, and it’s really annoying using you every day at work. Anyhoo, in spite of all your flaws, you have one major redeeming quality that keeps me occupied all day long: Solitaire. Thanks for that.

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