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High Five for Friday!!

Hey duders! It’s Friday!! I am so excited. I decided a few weeks ago…maybe 2 at the most to give another Rock N Roll Half a try so I am heading down to DC in a bit to pick up my packet for the Rock N Roll Half in DC tomorrow. Why not, right? I am thinking one big race a month, even if I have to make it up myself on a weekday, until I turn the dreaded 30. I’m also running with – actually she is going to pass me and then wait for me to get an after photo with our medals – Kendra! Who I ran my very first half with and promised to never ever run another one again. Jokes on me, kids. This is now my 5th. I am telling you those medals are addicting. Watch out if you ever get started. You won’t know you want a collection but then you want a collection and it is crazy!

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Know what else is crazy?? Stealing airplanes! Why can’t we find this damn thing and what happened to the people and why does this make me so nervous??

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Also – the temperature this week – can we talk about that craziness? That was dumb. I want Spring back.

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I know this has been floating around the internet. Target is now showing their bathing suits sans vaginas. That’s right folks, no vagina here. It’s completely missing, so is her butt. What would have been so wrong with her already skinny body?

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Did you know how you hold your wine glass shows your class? I must be classless because I’m am numero 10 all the way. Cheers!

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Great news….Sharknado 2…. You can tell my sarcasm by the use of the ellipses.

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I liked this list of documentaries I should be watching. Thought it would be good to share here.

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Last thing because I needsta hop on the metro here soon, how awesome is it that these two parents can perfectly lip sync this awesome song from Frozen and this kid not even care???

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